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Man Fired For Viagra Side Effects on Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:16 am

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Man Fired For Viagra Side Effects
Written by David J. Webb
Thursday, 27 January 2011 12:13
Charlotte, N.C. — Todd Peters, a 34-year old settlement agent with Uni-Link Settlement Services, left a message early Thursday in the AM stating he would not be in due to a 12-hour erection—a stated side effect of taking Viagra and other girth enhancing prescription drugs he had been taking, FNz has learned.

Oddly enough, Peters was fired later in the week for “sexual harassment.” The baffled Peters said he is not sure why, since a perpetual hard on is a serious side effect, which the Viagra commercial and other erection drugs, clearly state (yet subtly flaunt) on TV.
“Hey, the companies even say during the commercial that if my erection should last more than four hours, to call a doctor,” said an engorged Peters. “What I am supposed to do? Lie and say I can’t come in today because I am sick? No, I told them the truth and they fired me for it.”

Uni-Link Director, Casey Vulva, cast doubt on Peters' peter problem. She claims this latest stunt was just one of many sick double entendres he had been getting away with over the years. She cited another incident when a very important client called asking for the "vice president’s private extension.” She claims Peters told the client: “I am sorry miss he only gives his extension to his wife.”

All in all, Peters feels he got shafted. He is not sure what his options are at this point. He plans to wonder the streets aimlessly holding a stack of books in front of his engorged genitalia. Without adequate health coverage, his boner appears to be permanent.

“I might sue the Viagra people. After all, how am I going to find a job walking around with a telephone pole in my pants?”

He said he was not sure what he would do with his monolithic erection. “Maybe the circus is in town and they need another pole for their tent,” he joked. He asked us for help. We had none to give.

Life can indeed be hard.

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Re: Man Fired For Viagra Side Effects on Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:03 am

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